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اس ام اس فارسی SMS-Farsi - SMS های خنده دار

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SMS های خنده دار

  • bi to mahtab shabi baz az an koche gozashtam fek nakon yade to bodam kar nadashtam vel migashtam

 

  • Bazia Mikrob Shenas Mishan Mesle : PASTOR
    Bazia Nobel Migiran Mesle : MADAM KOORI
    Bazia Porfessor Mishan Mesle : Eineshtain
    Bazia Ham Oskol Mishan SMS Mikhoonan Mesle : TO

 

  • baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab

 

  • donya 3 rokn dare : 1)aslan ashegh nasho.2)age ashegh shodi vase mashooghet bemir.3)age mordi khak bar sare bijanbat konan

 

  • gofti "ey yaar" goftam "zahre maar" , gofti "ey noor" goftam "mordeshoor", gofti "az ghame doorie to bimaaram" goftam "be man che, mage man parastaaram

 

  • eshgh chist?...3saat negah...3saat khande...3saat safa...3roz ashnayi...3hafte vafadari...3mah bigharari...3sal entezar...30 sal pashimani

 

  • be ye motaad migan ba 45 o 46 o 48 o 47 jomle besaz ........ mige : chela panje mikeshi , chela shishe mishkani ,chela hashti narahat ,chela haf nemizani !!!!

 

  • ...Ba Man Beshmor Azizam

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    Affarin Mongol Joon

    Farda ABCDE.... Kar Mikonim

 

  • tanha tarine shabhaye man sedaye tost. tanha to hasti ke dar nimeshab soratam ro navazesh mikoni . tanha dalile shab bidarye man to hasti . ba to hastam ey PASHEH

 

  • doost dari begam mikham har rooz sobh ba sedat bidar sham va badesh begam ba saatam boodam? doost dari begam mikham kenare to bekhabam va bad begam ba balesham boodam? doost dari begam mikham bahat harf bezanamo bad befahmi ba yahoo helperam? doost dari begam chera rafti bad befahmi ba bargham? in dafe migam dooset daram, vali ba khode khodetam

 

  • rasme neveshtan ra ..... rasme khandan ra ......rasme yad gereftan ra .......dar zendegi madyoone to hastam, tamame zendegiam va noore cheshmam toi,tanha rahe nejatam az tarikeye cheshmanam toyi....DOOOOOSTAT DARAM Eynake man

 

  • vaghty dari fekr mikoni ke man daram fekr mikonam keto dary fekr mikoni keman be chi fekr mikonam delam mikhad ke fekr koni ke man beto fekr mikonam

 

  • 3ta fereshteye mehraboon hastan .1) avali dare be parandeha ghaza mide 2) dovomi dare be mardom komak mikone sevomi ke man kheyli kheyli doostesh darm dare in off ro mikhoone

 

  • yeroooz ye torke o rashtie o lore o ghazvinie o bolghari o roose o amricaie o englisie o canadaie o azire o almanie tasmim migiran toro sare kar bezaran

 

  • ye soal .midooni eshgh mesle chi mimoone?fek kon.na eshtebah gofti eshgh mesle jish kardan tooye shalvare,har kasi ke befahme behet mikhande,vali faghat khodeti ke garmasho hess mikoni

 

  • DivOone.
    Oghdeyi.
    Sar be hava.
    Efadeyi.
    TarsOo.
    Damadami.
    As o pas.
    Razl.
    Az khod Razi.
    Mozhek.

    Shoke shodi?Hala 8 Harfe avale 8 Kalameye bala ro Kenare Ham Bezar
      

                                        ===> DOSTET DARAM

  • se ta chiz hass ke bekhy nakhay miyad soraghet: 1.marg 2.jish 3.sms

 

  • Navare Ghalbe Normal
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    Navare Ghalbe Man Vaghti TO Baram SMS Mizani
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    Hala Bebin Age Nazani Chi Mishe
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  • Avalin Chizi Ke Behesh Del Bastam To Boodi.... Bi To Aroomo Gharar Nadashtam! Gerye Mikardam....To Ro Mikhastam .. Midoonestam To Nabashi Nemikhabam....Dooset Daram ~> PESTOONAK !!

 

  • To Khari, Sagi, Gavi, Goosfandi,
    Meimooni, Bozi, Goosalei ....
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    .baraye foroush nadari?!

 

  • tavajoh in sms vase 1 safheh estefadeh beshe
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    Sare kar NISTY bro Paeen

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    natars bro paeentar

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    TO KHODET NOMREYE BISTI...!




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